condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

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setbabiesonfire:

facegroper:

kripke-is-my-king:

katyisimmoral:

I’m sorry, but what is the opposite of oral?

anal? 

What kind of test is this

Probably American.

setbabiesonfire:

facegroper:

kripke-is-my-king:

katyisimmoral:

I’m sorry, but what is the opposite of oral?

anal? 

What kind of test is this

Probably American.

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@7 months ago with 460999 notes

windazure:

Idk I just want to find someone who is proud as fuck to be with me.

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quiet-desperati0n:

Fame, Liquor, Love
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asmilinggoddess:

dont tell me musical theater won’t be useful in the future when jean valjean managed to sing and choreograph his way out of being arrested like three times

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@7 months ago with 59762 notes

"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."

@7 months ago with 532445 notes

"My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them."

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